The Greatest Website Ever Told.

Thanks to the deviant psychopaths at A Socialite's Life, I have discovered The Greatest Website In The History of the World, and lo, it is entitled 'Best of Craigslist'. I'm sure we're all familiar with Craigslist, and I'm sure we all know what the phrase 'Best Of...' means, so let's cut directly to the chase. Here's my favorite article on it thus far...


BABY PLEASE JUST LIFT THE DAMN RESTRAINING ORDER!!!

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Date: 2006-04-06, 3:17PM PDT


Holly, I swear I didn't mean to hurt you, but you can be such a raving bitch sometimes! If I knew she worked with you I wouldnt' have banged her. I used protection. She means nothing to me. I jus twant to come back home. At least let me get my stuff. There was no reason to LIE to the cops. You know I wasn't peeping... I was trying to break in to MY apartment. just because i am not on the lease doesn't mean its not my home. I promise, no more you know what if you let me come back! I'll still talk nasty. Feed my fish, please.

Harry S.


this is in or around PDX

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Poor Harry. Does this mean I can't send him any more Amway literature?

I love that one, but this one's pretty damn good, too -

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TAKE MY SON TO HIS PROM

Date: 2006-04-01, 1:35PM EST

I won't go into the whole story, but my son got dumped by the girl he was going to take to his prom. The prom is in a few weeks and I want him to have a date.

So here is the deal. Go with my son as his date. No expectations on his or my part other than going to the prom with him. He is tall, fairly good looking, but somewhat unexperienced with girls. He is not a geek as he played on 2 varsity high school sport teams for the past 3 years.

What's in it for you. $500 cash for your time and I will pick up the cost of your dress, hair styling, etc. up to another $300. You will be picked up in a limo.

Requirements are that you are cute and could pass for 17-19. Thanks.

this is in or around Bucks County

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Compensation: $500 plus (see ad)

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MOM! STOP POSTING ON CRAIGSLIST AND GO TO BED!