You know how I know you're gay?

Anyone that hadn't realized that Lance Bass was gay by now has serious problems, and should probably start taking a little closer look at their own life rather than that of The Divine Miss B. I'm gigglingly giddy with gayness and joy at the thought that thousands of young women out there had their pre-pubescent crushes dashed to pieces today by People magazine. Loves it.

But Lance, honey, look. Good for you and all, but um... we knew. Boy, did we ever.

Dude, seriously -

1) You were recently on two, TWO episodes of Kathy Griffin's TV show on Bravo (natch). On one episode, you were hanging out with her gays at a bar and wearing a t-shirt that was entirely too tight, and on the other one, you were at a schmoozy, boozy charity benefit at Kathy's HOUSE while taking pictures with Michael McDonald from Mad TV. You = gay.
























2) You decorate your house for Christmas as follows. You = closing your eyes on Christmas Eve and fantasizing about coming down Santa's chimney.













































































3) You're dating Reichen. Why is it that every young gay man in Hollywood is supposedly dating Reichen? The guy seems like Los Gayngeles' version of the Avon Lady or some shit. You = a lonely housewife on Tuesday afternoon in desperate need of some face cream.


4) You were in N*Sync.


5) You're the spitting image of the lovechild of Clay Aiken and Ryan Seacrest.


6) Do we need a #6?