Damn kids! Get off my lawn!

What does it say about a man when he goes to enter a sweepstakes to win a trip to ANY amusement park in the country and ride every single rollercoaster they've got, but finds out he's 19 years too old to do so?



























If you haven't seen Monster House yet, I gotta tell ya - I really think you're a jerk. Don't call me anymore, and no, you can't have your "Nightmare Before Christmas" soundtrack back, you bastard. Oh, and if this movie isn't in your DVD player on every Halloween night for every single year until the day you die and turn back into a zombie, then we're never having sex again. EVER. I mean it this time. No, really.
























If you're a kid, sneak in. If you're an adult, pay full price, but have your kid sneak in. Kick-ass!