Welcome to Yummsh.com.
This is where my head will be exploding all over the first three rows for a while, so pull up a chair and stick out your tongue.
Who am I?
I'm just Me. No one in particular. Just someone who feels like yelling into a box every now and then to see if the echo is loud enough. Does it work? We'll see.
My tough-guy elusive asshole artist answer would be 'Whatever I feel like,' but alas, it isn't. I just work and go to school and pet my cat and watch 'Lost' just like you do. We're probably pretty much alike. Same shit, different pants.
I'm not exactly the marrying type, but if any of you out there get the sudden urge to want to marry me, here's what we're going to have to do at our reception.