Go Britney Go!

Seriously, this is the hottest I've ever seen her. She looks like Henry Rollins on estrogen shots.



See, this is what I love about America - the off chance that some random millionaire pop star is going to go completely outer limits at any minute and start bashing SUVs with an umbrella. American Dream, my ass. Gee, people, ya think if we ever gave her five minutes to have all to herself, she wouldn't be acting so nutsy-kookoo? Back off, you fucking vultures.

Wait - pearls with a shaved head? See, that... I dunno.