1. Yummsh; Noun.
  2. Violent, explosive anger.
  3. A fit of anger.
  4. An unripened persimmon;
       also see Larry.
Welcome to Yummsh.com.
This is where my head will be exploding all over the first three rows for a while, so pull up a chair and stick out your tongue.

Who am I?

I'm just Me. No one in particular. Just someone who feels like yelling into a box every now and then to see if the echo is loud enough. Does it work? We'll see.

If you absolutely must, you may e-mail me here.

Oh, and look out for this guy - . He bites. Hard.

What do I do?

My tough-guy elusive asshole artist answer would be 'Whatever I feel like,' but alas, it isn't. I just work and go to school and pet my cat and watch 'Lost' just like you do. We're probably pretty much alike. Same shit, different pants.

Other sites I dig

Previous Posts

  • Missing Pieces - "316"
  • Missing Pieces - "This Place Is Death"
  • Missing Pieces - "The Little Prince"
  • Missing Pieces - "Jughead"
  • Missing Pieces - "Because You Left/The Lie"
  • It's Erection Day, Bitches!
  • Polly want a regime change?
  • What Republicans Jerk Off To
  • OMG! It's President Mom!
  • Time To Switch Sports, Sweetie

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Friday, June 15, 2007

A Shameless Whore

No, it's not another Lohan post. It's what I would willingly become to see even a second more footage from the new trailer for Pixar's 'Wall-E', due in 2008. This thing gives me the chills. Check it out here.

E.T. much?

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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Clitoris Leachman

That is what my drag queen name will one day be.

Anyway, I'm working on a gi-normous picture-packed blog entry about my trip to Baltimore's National Aquarium, but in the meantime, I think you'll all be happy to know that even in her 80s, Cloris Leachman is perfectly capable of doing a five-minute keg stand.


























Is there anything cooler than this? No, there isn't, so don't even bother answering. That doomed little coke whore Lindsay Lohan can't even drive two blocks after having a few drinks without shoulder-rolling into a hedge, but here's Cloris hefting a keg over her head for the paps after sucking on a beer tap for FIVE minutes straight. I hope that after the cameras stopped clicking, she threw the thing through somebody's windshield and then stole the cameraman's girlfriend.

Cloris, may you live to be a thousand years old.

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