A Shameless Whore

No, it's not another Lohan post. It's what I would willingly become to see even a second more footage from the new trailer for Pixar's 'Wall-E', due in 2008. This thing gives me the chills. Check it out here.

E.T. much?

Clitoris Leachman

That is what my drag queen name will one day be.

Anyway, I'm working on a gi-normous picture-packed blog entry about my trip to Baltimore's National Aquarium, but in the meantime, I think you'll all be happy to know that even in her 80s, Cloris Leachman is perfectly capable of doing a five-minute keg stand.


























Is there anything cooler than this? No, there isn't, so don't even bother answering. That doomed little coke whore Lindsay Lohan can't even drive two blocks after having a few drinks without shoulder-rolling into a hedge, but here's Cloris hefting a keg over her head for the paps after sucking on a beer tap for FIVE minutes straight. I hope that after the cameras stopped clicking, she threw the thing through somebody's windshield and then stole the cameraman's girlfriend.

Cloris, may you live to be a thousand years old.