YOU BASTARDS!

Alright, so that video I posted the other day of the guy blathering on about how we should all leave Britney Spears alone? Yeah, that's Chris Crocker. Here's a few words for him -

Chris, buy a plane ticket. Anywhere. Ask every person who likes your videos to send you a buck, and you'll be out of that shithole you live in by the end of the week. New York, San Francisco, L.A., Miami. ANYWHERE. Actually, you seem like the histrionic narcissist type, so maybe just make it New York. Anyway, you don't HAVE to deal with those people and you don't HAVE to keep making psychotic rambling YouTube videos to get yourself some attention. If you keep this up, dude, you're going to wind up getting your thrills raising moths from coccoons and trapping young women in your basement so you can make a coat from their skin.

Seriously - GET OUT OF THERE. You'll be better off, and what's more, the world will be better off because it won't have to listen to your shrieking about how we should all back up off dried-up skanks like Britney anymore. Total win-win, dude.

Ladies and gentlemen... Britney Spears.

Please - no autographs.





Look, I said NO AUTOGRAPHS! Shouldn't you be off looking for your other half, Hedwig? Christ!