What Makes Me Happy - Watching Courtney Watch The Wall-E Trailer

I have no idea who this woman is, but check this out and try not to smile. TRY, you heartless bastard.



There there, Courtney. I'm a sucker for a robot voice, too.

What Makes Me Happy - The George W. Bush Memorial Sewage Plant

If you're like me and don't think for a SECOND that The Worst President Ever deserves anything even remotely resembling his own library when he finally (FINALLY!) leaves office next January, click on over here and join the movement to get him something else named in his honor - a sewage plant in San Francisco. Personally, I think that even a big bowl of toxic shit is a little too honorable to be contributing to Captain Dipshit's legacy, but hey - if it makes people think about him every time they do something similar to what he's been doing to the country for the last seven years, then all the better.

EXTRA CREDIT: Look, I know that every president is considered a lame duck for their last year in office, but this is just ridiculous.